Lets start with the Grand sham of Darts and more precisely the pathetic showing by the BDO begging cunts and hypocrites.
Daryl Fitton: That fat headed useless cunt who had the audacity to complain about PDC challenge tour players playing BDO events, on the eve of that fat vile jobber cunt drawling cap in hand for the PDC coin in the GSoD.
His highest average in his entire GSoD griup stage was 87, and his last 16 average of 92 saw him lose 8 legs on the trot in a 10-3 defeat. This is a cunt that won...wait for it 17 bdo "majors".
Jeff Smith : Seems a decent lad, but a total fucking jobber, well out of his depth, and got some confidence from beating the kid Evetts. Had one single decent win against Shitlock but was inevitable the longer format would show his flaws and faults as it would all those BDO beggars who managed to make it.
Scott Mitchell : The usual shit from the self molesting fat faggoty looking pig farmer cunt, one decent game followed by more shite his wellies wades through on his farm.
Of course the mushrooms will claim how he beat the great Adrian Lewis, but thats no surprise when Benito and Dobey did the same.
Scott Waites : Absolute rubbish from Waites, and delighted to see the ugly thick cunt piss off early.
Some of the excuses for his shit results were hilarious, my favorite one was from a mongo who claimed " Waites was shit all year"...forgetting that Waites won Bob Potters mickey mouse Lakeshite this actual year. Also Waite's averages in the GSoD were the same that won him Lakeshite, it got him 3 defeats in a PDC comp......I wonder why that is.
That Bearded Cunt : Was my personal highlight seeing the prick lose all 3 of his matches, and with his false pretend laugh and giggling like a Hinton on Day Release. I also enjoyed MVG berating Spineless for his ridiculous giggling. As usual the excuses came out for him as well, the Cancer was used by most of his fans, one fan on a forum said he lost cos his brain was riddled with it, and this was a so called Adams fan.
Adams himself never once made that excuse to his credit. Adams lost the matches for the simple reason, because he is Shit, simple as that.
The bearded cunt is a liar, cheater, bullshitter, a beggar, devoid of any principles and a total fucking cunt, that said I was glad to hear he beat that dreaded disease.
Jamie Hughes : The new wave of utter scum and pig ignorant chav bastard the bdo produce in abundance. Used every cheating tactic he could to put off Dobey during their game, stalling tactics especially, and as for the shower of inbred scum that supported him, a total embarrassment.
Dobey was the better player throughout, scored and finished better, and was only his inexperience that allowed the baldy scut prick back in the match,and Dobey showed what bottle he had, when most players might have thought they well and truly fucked it, Dobey hit a maximum to give himself a chance, you could visibly see Hughes shit himself, his first 2 darts for double 12 almost hit the number on the outer ring, Dobey then taking it out first dart showed the lad had great bottle.
Dobey was also not even in the PDC top 50 and Hughes was a Top 3 player in the BDO.
Melted Plastic Bag Face : What a slow cunt, mentally and movement wise, wonky eye is like the English Brendan Dolan, horrible to watch no matter what he is scoring. All he has is confidence from beating up old men in the shit BDO, if that fire damaged facial disruption ever grew a set and joined the PDC his clutch throw wont serve him well, and by the time his confidence is shot, he will the new Justin Pipe, another cunt who cried about me on forums. Perso0nally I hope the ugly cunt stays in the BDO, fuck him.
Danny Noppert : The only player worth watching out of the entire begging brigade and the only one who did not get butt fucked, although he looks like the sort who would get off on that. Lad played well in all of his games, and if he has a backbone, set of balls, some ambition and desire he would kiss the travel club goodbye and get the fuck out of the BDO.
The bigger picture of this grand Slam was this is the first year the BDO fams could not make the excuse the BDO did not have their best 8, they simply had no excuses on that part, and not one of them made the last 8.
You can spin it any way ye like that is an abysmal stat for the BDO
Which begs the question, why are the PDC still inviting these begging cunts into an event that is now ranked ?
What do the bdo players offer ?
Certainly not competition, they are always gone early, only one player out of the 8 in my opinion would be an addition to the PDC and that is Noppert.
And why is the PDC board even allowing these begging cunt in at all, they should be looking after their own.
Which brings up another point, the final score between PDC and BDO players was 18 - 11.
If Ted Evetts, Nathan Derry and Darren Webster were not there and Huybrects, Bunting and Klaasen were instead, I doubt the BDO begging scum would have won 3 games.
Uncle Barry needs to take a serious look at the state of this competition , it allowing beggars and hypocrites from the BDO to enter, as well as looking at its own qualifying criteria, when guys like the aforementioned Klaasen Bunting and Huybrechts are sat at home on their hole while midgets, kids and useless cunts can get in like Webster, Evetts, Derry and the useless Hopp (even if he did beat Adams the bearded prick ) can qualify by just getting to the last 8 in some depleted floor qualifiers.
I am sick to death of floor qualifiers and the useless cunts that infest that thing, Ian White, Darren Webster, Pieman, Jamie Cave-in, and you just know if Wonky Eye Durrant switched he would stink them out as well, he would make Andy Hamilton seem exciting.
On the brightside cameras on the floor might shake things up a little, look at how floor shark the baldy diabetic telescope inspector is now jobbing full time in these now.
A mention also for that spastic Wayne Mardle, Sky TV need to get rid of him, along with Dave Clarke who looks more like Durrant ever day with his wonky eye, and John Gwynne the genetic throwback, the shit spouted by these 3 stooges stooped to a whole new level.
And if you are gonna keep John Part, put him in a studio, behind a desk so we dont have to see that fat disgusting belly that gets more like Fordham's every week.
I genuinely though Wayne was gonna excuse himself at one point and give Noppert a blow job live on the stage, and both probably would be up for it.
Have to mention the scum the Selectas who are still obsessed about me , trying to find out my details and info on me.
Here is a tip for you ya bisexual ex waiter and hog fucker, if you are gonna ask people about me, it might be best not to ask those who are more loyal to me than they would ever be to some heifer humping homo like you..
I almost forgot that Welsh prick and cheat Gerwyn Price, who knew he had 31 in that match with Robert Thornton. Yes Russ Bray fucked up and believe he genuinely made a mistake, but Price knew prior what he had left when he fucked up, so was delighted Dolan beat the taffy cheat.
The downside was Dolan got to play MVG in a game that was a fucking abysmal heap of shit earlier, thankfully I missed it, the first match of the Grand slam I intentionally missed.
Lastly, it now seems the BDO got some sad little minor tv station to show the Winmau Masters, that gives them a whole fortnight to advertise this shit on a channel most people never even knew existed.
The channel is called premier sports, which shows nothing that constitutes premier and on eir sports in Ireland, which also is not a free to air channel, and not available in Ireland on the Horizon/virgin package.
The Winmau world Masters....roll up roll up and be part of an empty hall where you get to watch players like Spineless Adams and Mr Potato Head Waites fresh from their raping by the PDC players
bore you shitless while they chuck their low 80 averages in front of half a dozen giro collecting cunts in a hall that looks like the stockroom from "are you being served" on a channel no one ever knew existed and all watched by global audience of about 104 people.
Amazingly tickets for this event are still available , so make sure you get them before they sell out.
