Friday, February 5, 2016

I am sure many people presumed Warren Brown would win the award for an unprecedented  4th week on the trot, nut instead it goes to a more deserving winner in Sue Williams.

Allow me to explain, now that the Fish finger Fuck Up Fiasco is history and joins those other felusional ideas like the BDO Super Series as a footnote in the comical history of the BDO.

Warren Brown is a nutjob, failure and delusional ego tripping  fantasist, but this muppet can fuck off into the sunset, after playing Sue the Gash for the absolute fucking moron she is. Played her like a fiddle.
It is old yellow teeth that is the one as head of the BDO that made the promises to the counties, the players, the fans and promised this "new era", not the deluded Warren Brown.
It is Sue that owes them an explanation, along with an apology and her resignation, and take her spastic wrinkled up cunt of a husband with her.
Take the whole board out., though I doubt they have any sort of moral compass. that violins I hear, ? people crying about the poor them too.
I don't suffer fools, and the players who stayed and bought the bullshit Sue Williams sold them deserve everything they get..or not get in this case.
How many years of false promises , bullshit , lies and fairy tales do these jobbers need before they wake up and smell the shit, ...wait, all bdo events smell of shit.
How long does it take to see the light ?

Scott Mitchell spoke about the "droves " that would be returning to the BDO, - good luck with that,.
The same Scott Mitchell that said "I would be a fool to leave the BDO with the new events they are putting on" is that working out for you ?

Will Sue do the decent thing and resign ? I doubt it, everyone else will be blamed.
As for the other events planned for the coming year, dont hold your breath, then I am sure spastic BDO fans will try blame Darts Forum members for this as well if this goes tits up.

A couple of other mentions this week,
Phil Taylor who choked against MvG yet again last weekend in the PDC Masters
The idiot that thought putting new boy Michael Smith on twice on his debut in the Premier League was a good idea.
And lastly the form of bunting who starts his toughest role in the PDC, starting tomorrow when he begins defending 10k right off the bat.

Friday, January 29, 2016

This weeks write up  , wass written by a member of
Well folks, he has only gone and done it.

That's right. Warren Joseph Brown becomes the first person in the history of KoTW to win the award THREE times in a row! The 39% shareholder in the heavily insolvent Deluxe Sports and Events never ceases to amaze us and this week has been yet another tale of woe, desperation and overall patheticness.

I've probably missed some things off the list given the amount of cretinous things he has done this week.

- Tickets finally appeared on Ticketmaster EIGHTEEN DAYS late, flogging tickets for a tenner for an event where nobody officially knows the session times (bar the leaked letter). If you were buying a ticket for Friday and found out you were getting half the matches you get on Saturday, you would be rather pissed off
- Warren thinking Ticketmaster are a "promotions company". Jesus fuck, they just sell tickets and take a cut, you silly cunt. Try promoting it yourself. He also thinks they are a "partner".
- Realising by Thursday that tickets aren't selling and therefore concocting a "pub team" offer which you cant actually buy because he hasn't told you how to.
- Blocking people on Twitter who have the sheer audacity to ask for info on when the tickets are being sent out. He even threatened one with a refund before blocking him
- General Twitter ramblings galore this week. These include: suggesting Scott Waites was the best World champion ever, using pictures of bars from other companies and passing them off as his own, continually tagging Carlsberg in Tweets for some unknown reason, tagging the US version of TicketMaster all week rather than the UK one....the man is relentless in his idiocy.

All the while, the BDO website does not carry a SINGLE MENTION of the release of tickets, and a leaked list of participants and prize money has been doing the rounds for almost two weeks now. No official mention of those, either.

So raise a glass to the man who has made KoTW history this week! Will it be one of his 20p pints of beer (as he claimed he could buy in at that price for this event), or will it be a glass from the champagne bar he was claiming as his own this week.

Can he make it four on the spin?

An honorable mention this week to Darryl Fitton, who takes the runners up prize for jumping on the De:luxe slurping bandwagon on Twitter. Probably posting through gritted teeth as it was revealed at least 15 players were lied to about the extent of the "New Era".

Players being told lies in January, it will never catch on....

Friday, January 22, 2016

Well done to Warren Joseph Brown on collecting back to back wins, he joins a very elite group of "special individuals".
This clueless prick has completely lost the plot, has taken to twitter spouting the most inane bullshit.
Seems, the free drink not only covers beer, but wine, cider and some spirits.
I really hope they land a TV deal for the fish players championships.
As I want to see the hoards of council scum in attendance out of their tiny minds on the firewater whisky running amok, and making a Premier League night seem like a Quakers meeting.

And still no sign of the tickets going on sale !!

Seeming they are so desperate now, they are waiting on super league players to reply first.

Its almost like I say this every week how pathetic that whole side of the divide is, and it gets worse each and every week.
If Sue Williams had any respect she would resign now, instead of spending her time at Lakeshite quizzing people for my personal details, and implying threats.
Seemingly people like me who laugh and mock the shambles the bdo is, are the reason thing are so bad it seems, today I read how it was our fault, and it is a smear campaign........go figure.

The mushrooms across the forums have taken it really badly, and the excuses have been flowing how we should not expect this to be run professionally as Sue and the gang are not professionals.
No shit, then fucking resign and hire a professional you dozy stupid cow.

One pot bellied clownshoe with mental illness claimed it was a success as its a new event for players, despite no tickets sold, no tv deal, no mention of a sponsor, and a miserable prizefund , even the fat fucker mitchell must be regretting the comments he made, but fuck him the gullible pig swiller.

Part of me feels sorry for the players at times, then I think fuck them, for being the stupid naive morons that buy the yearly false promises, they only get what they deserve for their own stupidity.

Anyhow must go into hiding now in case the hardmen of the BDO come and knock on my door cos I have hurt their feelings.

Friday, January 15, 2016

Warren Joseph Brown, the deluded cunt the BDO put their faith blindly in.
In my decades watching the darts, and the clusterfuck upon clusterfuck I have seen the BDO make, this is up there as the best ever, or worst if you are a BDO fan.
Even I almost felt sorry for them , that is the genuine lads who simply want to play darts, not Sue the Gash and Wayne the Wanker  Willaims who must be the most retarded people ever to be left run a company.
Their levels of stupidity is staggering.
As for this gobshite from De Luxe they invested in, lets look at his record so far.
After joining the home for the mentally challenged or bdo fanatics as they are officially called he posted
"2016 is basically one big party to say thanks to the #bdofamily who have stayed so loyal"

The warning signs were there from the off that this guy was not well in the head.
 He followed that up by offering all the counties a free bar at the BDO Fish Market event.
Then compounded that by claiming he could buy drink wholesale for 20p a pint
Took to twitter saying he wished he had a brewery as a sponsor before eventually deleting the posts.
Wandered around the recent fiasco that called its self a World Pro at potters Emporium of Piss spouting bullshit and claptrap to any gullible mushroom in proximity stupid enough to buy the shit he was selling.
His business plan was to tell the counties they all should simply just turn up to the fish market and if they get a great crowd investors and sponsors would see them as busy and want to get on board.

Where in the blue fuck did this genetic throwback study business ?

Then he claimed the bdo have signed a deal for them to do the catering and bars at their events for 5 years! Yeah could see Bob Potter rejoicing with that.
As for the event that is sure to be a disaster, an announcement was due this morning at 9.00am but never arrived and now the rumour is it will be tomorrow.
Tickets for the event still not on sale. Still that should not matter to the simpletons who have to book hotels first.

This event could well be the final nail in the BDO financially.
I genuinely never wanted to see the BDO fold or go bust, but enough is enough, as we know Sue the Gash and Wayne the wanker wont do the right thing and commit suicide when, not if ,this fails big time.
I am sure Yellow teeth and the other spastics are already getting their excuses lined up, and promises of new announcements which  the simpletons will keep lapping up.

Even the fat bastard Scott mitchell, the man who believes in invisible dogs has gone quiet, and he was the one promoting this shit the most.
The last time Scott mitchell was this disappointed was when he won Lakeshite and could afford to take his fat arse and his fat family to weight watchers and they then gained more weight.

The bdo is losing roughly 70k a year, so unless raffle tickets go up by 700% and the prize is reduced to 2 pork chops instead of 4, the end is near.
They wont be missed.