Friday, September 23, 2016

Another award for these failed medical experiments from that shitstain that is Lincolnshire.
This week saw these inbred mutant cunt trying to flog some vile looking darts shirts with the help of Popcorn Teeth's dysfunctional organisation.
If it was not bad enough the shirts looked like something even homeless refugees would  not wear in a blackout, let alone daylight, there used copyrighted images in them.
They have an image of Brad Pitt in armor on the shirt, and how exactly that has anything to do with the scumbag jacklins is beyond me or darts for that matter, but when asked on facebook if he had copyright to produce the shirts Des Jacklin deleted any negative or intelligent question as if that somehow negates the reality he broke the law.
He went as far to suggest that one person who asked a question had a man city avatar on his facebook account so therefore he could use the image.
How fucking thick is this family of cunts?

what amazes me even more is the BDO who are aiding him in selling these shirts is the same BDO that threatened a forum with a solicitor cos they were upset at my pics mocking the BDO with a BDO logo on them, despite the fact I was not selling them.
Now here is the BDO blatantly supporting the selling of copyright material themselves.

I know that Warner Bros, who own the copyright image for "troy" have been contacted by some members on the darts forums, what will scumbag Jacklins do, give the Warner Bros. legal team a slap, after all this seems to be the BDO mentality on how to sort everything out.
The Warner Bros. legal team would be no match for the hugely successful and influential world wide Jacklin Corporation. 

Meanwhile is some godforsaken shithole somewhere in the land of dykes, tulips and hash the WDF Europe Cup is taking place.
The mighty England team are getting their arse handed to them.
Scott Mitchell who managed to get to Windmill country in under 2 hours got handed down a lesson in darts by some cunt from Malta...yes Malta that hotbed of International darts.
Melted Plastic Bag Face Glen Durrant  had not long parked his "special bus" up before he got beaten by a simple Irish mick in the last 128.
And Jamie Hughes, the guy that makes Dave Chisnall seem like a nuclear physicist  got battered by the Scottish munchkin Warty, who himself got hammered next round to Luxembourg superstar and world famous player Steven Miles who is living the dream.

An abomination of a competition full of Euro jobbers, over rated English old men, Welsh retards, and neanderthal Scots. I am only waiting on some prick to claim "strength in depth".

The stream for the Glen Durrant game had 175 views, the so called BDO audience of "quarter of a million who watch on illegal streams"  were nowhere to be seen, maybe they were all signing on and the view count will go through the roof later tonight as they sit down with their cans of dutch gold and rolly tobacco while their staff like dogs usually kept on a rope licks the shit of their trainers.

Also a mention for the following morons

Chris Mason, who said Richie Burnett, Mark Webster or Gerwyn Price should be in the champions League Darts, just cos the event is held in Wales.
The 2017 UEFA Champions League Football final is being held in Wales, he probably thinks Wrexham should get a bye to the final too.
He will probably now get upset and threaten to sort me out, its the BDO mentality.

Adrian Lewis for his appalling attitude and performances.
When the rest of the PDC elite are playing in the European championships for a TV title, and of course good money, Fatpot will be entertaining pissheads on a P&O ferry for pittance.
Well done Keith Deller on helping a natural talent with 2 World titles turn into an exbo slut.You should be fucking ashamed of yourself. 

Speed jobber Vincent Van der Voort, and total lack of Speed Jobber Justin Pipe who lost their place in the PDC Grand Prix.
Whats makes it even better is besides the fact they wont be missed by me, is MVG will miss his best friend so hopefully it makes it a harder week for the mongloid looking hunchback.

And of course a mention for all the bitter, jealous and unhappy mushrooms out there who are seething over this weekends PDC Darts on the BBC.
The fuming and anger has been a joy to see, lets hope we see lots of great games, ton plus averages and maybe even a nine darter, that will cause them to go into further meltdown. 

Friday, September 16, 2016

Another week where the write up is done by a member of The Darts Forum

This weeks KoTW goes to the sorry sack of Dutch shit knows as Raymond van Barneveld.

At the time of writing, he is through to the Last 32 but hopefully he will lose on Saturday. Failing that, early doors on Sunday.

But why, I hear you ask? What has the Dutch adulterer done this week to warrant the famous Knob Of the Week accolade?

The answer: he has done nothing. Quite literally, nothing. Nine months of utterly fuck all.

Before last night, Barney had only entered one third of the available floor/Euro ranking events open to him. Nine out of twenty-seven.

By means of some comparison:

MvG = 19/27
Anderson = 14/27
Taylor = 12/27

Yes, Anderson and Taylor have hardly been prolific but the difference being they have managed to qualify for all the TV ranking events being held this year whilst managing their schedule.

Meanwhile, outside of the World Series event Barney has been sat on his arse in Holland (or his grief-pad in the Canary Islands), sulking. The middle of September comes around and he suddenly realises that he is in danger of failing to qualify for TWO television events, So he decides to enter five floor ranking events in one week. Breathtaking arrogance to think he can waltz in at the last minute and get into both events, no doubt one of his sponsors have got the hump and told him to do something about it.

Hopefully he will crash and burn: he failed to qualify for ET10 last night and he is currently in ET9, where with any luck he will lose in one of the early rounds.

A quick mention for the BDO this week who put all the Lakeshite tickets on sale last weekend. The event that "sells out within days" still has hundreds and hundreds of tickets still available, including plenty of availability for the Final. Another darting myth we can all put to bed about the popularity of the tournament, which will have the same prize fund in 2017 as in 2016, meaning the Ally Pally winner will get £11k more than every single man and woman playing in Lakeshite put together....

**Update  by JC**

Next week marks the 4th year full year of Knob of the week awards.
Ironically the first ever Knob of the Week 4 years ago on September 2012 was Barney, the hypoglycemic , sweaty , headshaking  ex postman.

Friday, September 9, 2016

This weeks award goes to  popcorn teeth Sue the Gash thing.
Here is someone who sits on a board that wants to bring in a discplinary board to the BDO, which i think is a good idea seeing as the BDO board, rank and file are full of scumbag cunts.

Of course mushrooms are crying about how much it would cost, but suspect it will cost less than what Warren Brown caught them for, and the board could at least make money back in fines as there is no shortage of scum ready and able to show their lack of breeding and class on multiple social media platforms.
Its the choice of scumbag cunt who they want on the panel that beggars belief, the misfortunate cunt that has to share a bed with that thing Bo Selecta.

Here is a guy who previously back in November 2014 in a county match between his county Lincolnshire and Lancashire told EDO Chairman Tommy Thompson he hoped his cancer treatment did not work., threatened other people present and along with player andy Heaton acted like total arseholes.
Des Jacklin even had the audacity to say at the match up before he acted like scum himself.
despite the antics and somewhat underhanded tactics from someone who can only be described as the most RUDE and UNPROFESSIONAL M.C. Lincolnshire has ever come across, but quality will always prevail !!!!.
Staggering hypocrisy and double standards, and this is the person supposedly being picked to handle discipline issues in the BDO.
Wonder if old yellow teeth will be fined seeing as that withered up old cunt has no problem going on forums and abusing people, or maybe her cuckolded cunt of a husband who travels around to peoples homes and places of work threatening people and their families , and using bdo players subs to cover his expenses ?

I am sure if any PDC players from the challenge tour who is doing well in the BDO system  even makes the slightest comment it will be pounced upon, as I expect it will be another case of who says what rather that treat everyone the same.
The thought of the biggest culprits, which are the board, hiring a degenerate scumbag to oversee discipline is what makes the BDO the gift that keeps on giving.

Wonder if Melted Plastic Bag Face and bdo #1 will still act the prick on social media. or will all those who threaten people will be overlooked cos it will depend on who they threaten and abuse ?

In other news, the England classic is on this weekend, and they struggled to get 32 things that refer to themselves as women in to the draw.
Of course there will be no shortage of partners, lesbian lovers and gimpy sexually frustrated mushrooms who will tell us how munters darts is important.

Seen some reports on county still exists, some would have you believe it is still important, there were legs of darts that were over 50 darts, one leg in a match saw a munter start with a 180, and she had 70 darts...yes Seventy darts in the leg and STILL LOST THE LEG, and this is county standard., countless averages of around 30 for 3 darts
And to think some people think this shit should be televised or on a stream.

Seems Dean Reynolds, the PDC Challenge tour player hit a 9 darter in the England classic tonight, on an "official board", yes the same boards mushrooms say is harder to get one on...go figure, wonder what excuse the mushrooms will come up with when its known a PDC player can hit them on any board.
I am sure Warty Mouthgomery will find some way eventually or some rule to try have him disqualified from Lakeshite.

Maybe Warty will be the next to get the hump and threaten to call to my house, in which case I better lower the door bell in case he cannot reach.

A special mention for that cunt and snide little goblin faced bastard and trouble making prick Kim Huybrechts for his choking in the final of the Euro event last Sunday, was a joy to witness and glad to see Mensur get the win and his first PDC title....although I should not have been able to see it, since he was supposedly "invisible" and part of the "90%" of players who never get shown on tv or a stream., according to a crippled child stalking cunt in Northern Ireland whose timing for such a retarded article could never have been any worse. (see last weeks Knob of the Week award)

Friday, September 2, 2016

This weeks award goes to Alex Moss the owner of an online darts magazine.
While I have no doubt the lad means well and has a love of darts his selection of so called "journalists" for his online publication is a fucking joke.

His previous guy Sean McCormick was one of the worst I ever read and thought it would be impossible to ever out do, but fairplay to them, they managed to find even worse out there.
Seems the clownshoe has left and got employed by some real newspaper, the old saying of "paying peanuts , you get monkeys" springs to mind.
He probably got a job with some Yorkshire rag who love ranting on about county darts, Yorkshire grit and Brian Doggy Dawson , the epitome of backwards cunts in a northern shithole with mutant locals.

The next "journalist" was a rodent from Rochdale with a Napoleon complex and a complete hatred and agenda against the PDC, ever since he was thrown out of a PDC event, so much so he once tried to use digital calipers to claim the PDC only had higher averages because a PDC board had trebles 1 millimeter bigger, except when the BDO players play on the same boards they do not play any better, look at the abysmal record of BDO jobbers in the Grand Slam of Darts in recent years.
Amazingly the digital calipers were put back in storage when the new BDO board with a bullseye you can see from outer space arrived on the scene, which by no coincidence saw Bull finishing at Lakeshite since reach at all time high..
A retard that criticizes PDC fans who pay for tickets and attend events and says they are not real fans, but the BDO scum who won't support their own comps are "real fans". ...go work that one out.

Next up for a go at this "journalist" jaunt is a crippled cunt from Northern Ireland with a penchant for stalking peoples kids on facebook, another PDC hater who once declared he was  "a darts statistician", thats right, copying pasting the work of others and stuff he found on wikipedia  on to a forum made him a darting statistician in his mind that is as under devoped as his frail body.
A guy who complained non stop about the PDC World championship having too big a field, moaned if the averages were low as an indicator of the PDC then being poor, but when the averages were higher it was suddenly because of the "toyboards"
The latest complaint is another variation of "the PDC only care about the top 8 players".
This weeks article was a whining piece about those lower ranked players not getting on TV.

If players are not getting on TV with all the competitions on TV at the moment, maybe its because those players are simply not good enough.
With 72 players in the world championships, qualifiers for the Grand Slam, The UK Open etc how exactly is it the fault of the PDC if certain players are not good enough to get through.

In defense of Alex , his magazine is trying to provoke debate, and that is understandable with so many blogs, websites and other sites out there kissing the ass of the PDC , read by wannabe markers.
Both the PDC and BDO need criticizing when they fuck things, yes, the PDC do fuck up some things, as in the selection criteria for the Grand Slam, but the BDO fuck up everything, and Alex hiring people with an agenda and well known for their hypocrisy and double standards to write so called independent pieces is never going to work.

The articles are getting so ridiculous, I am waiting on the next issue which will probably have a "Life after Darts" write up with Tony Eccles.
An Ouija Board corner section where some clairvoyant relates messages from Hell on how Fatz has settled in, who Lorna Croft is fucking, and how Phil Nixon thinks Hell is a nicer place to live than Durham.
I would like to read an article on how Gary Jobson who makes less per year in darts than someone on the dole makes, can afford to do the travel club .

The faster Alex gets some guy impartial guys without an agenda to write pieces for his publication the better for him. The bitterness and jealousy from the so called reporters will only end up hurting his magazine.
I know some people will moan about me having an agenda, and its true, I dont hide it, I will slate the BDO and PDC and whoever I think deserves it and dont give a flying fuck what anyone thinks, hence why my readership and views is still constantly growing.

Friday, August 26, 2016

Seems like every week some low life scumbag cunt on social media pops up to give his opinion on me which invariably constitutes some variation of the usual "give him a slap" nonsense, and this week is no different.

Yes, this council house inbred low IQ  mentality that seems so prevalent when you do not like something. you read on a website.
I have been accused of threatening people, yet not once have I ever issued a threat to anyone on here or on any forum, and the only time any violence was ever mentioned is when I say what I would do in self defense if I was confronted by scum, but enough of the truth as we all know that will not suit the agenda of the scum, and of course the irony of all this is, the people who claim to be upset by these imaginary threats of violence I supposedly post, respond by ....wait for it...issuing threats of violence.This is the level of ignorance I have to deal with.
Then as said earlier seemingly  " A slap" solves everything, you do not like the parking ticket you got ? Slap the warden, Police stop you for speeding ? slap them too. Did your boss get cranky with you ? Slap him, Its the answer to everything if you go by the rationale of the mutants that infest darts.

Of course this mindset is hardly new, being going on almost 4 years since Knob of the Week started, and will continue no doubt as this site continues, which may I add has been getting massive views recently so thanks to all the scum who told everybody not to read this site, you just made all those who previously may not have known about this site even more popular.

I was told I only do what I do for a reaction....wonder if it is working?

 This weeks Knob of the Week goes to the Middlesboro Mutant, Melted Plastic Bag Face himself Glen Durrant. As the BDO #1 and possibly the most prominent of the scum on social media advocating violence and encouraging others, you would think he would have some sort of class to keep his deformed mouth shut. It does not take a genius to work out as #1 of the BDO you have more responsibility upon yourself and even though he obviously lacks good breeding and class, he could at least try pretend he has it, the way he goes on you think I was the guy who ripped him off for ten grand. To be fair I dont think Durrant is the worst of them, but he is certainly among the most stupid of them. Then the BDO board are hardly gonna complain when they are complete scum themselves.

Seems old Bells Palsy face wants to go begging at the Grand Slam this year to recuperate some money , and I think any BDO refugee who comes cap in hand for the PDC coin should be subject to the same rules governing the PDC players on social media guidelines.
Uncle Barry should be disassociating his PDC from scum like this , afterall the PDC do not owe them a living.
Could you imagine if the PDC #1 ranked player took to social media and forums abusing people,egging on people to commit acts of violence I am sure the same offended scum and bdo affiliated filth would be quick to jump all over it, but somehow have no issue when BDO players and fans do it.
Amazingly not a single member of the PDC board has ever threatened to come to my home either, just the BDO board members only.
The PDC Chairman never chased me on forums name calling either unlike the BDO Chairperson.
Anyone sensing a pattern here ?
Wonder how long before some more retarded cunts decide I should get a slap for this, cos we all know giving me a slap will change the truth and facts.

Friday, August 19, 2016

Chris Mason the latest inductee to the " I will call to your house" brigade.
Seeming this spastic now wants to meet me and posted on facebook
give me that pricks address of that bullshit darts forum, Im down your way next month gonna see if hes such a big man in person.
He was on the youtube channel recently on tungsten Tales in a running vest telling Paul Star how he wants to get fit, he must be getting into shape to knock me out...not sure what upset him, but the guy is not the sharpest tool in the box...although he is a tool.

Here is an ex con, mouthing off on social media with veiled threats. Why  ? who knows, who cares.
Can see it now some scumbag mentally retarded ex con who after issuing threats about calling to my house actually calls, what does think will happen ?
Here is a guy that was in court for harassing his ex wife, and had 3 previous convictions for assault,and one for benefit fraud,  as well as a prison sentence when he and 2 of his brave buddies armed with a hammer beat up one person in their own home.

If he is stupid enough to make the mistake and call on me I assure you he will regret it, he will find out the hard way.

Wouldn't it be awful if ITV were to find out the scumbag cunt they employed was up to his old tricks again, I am sure ITV will love the publicity of their employee acting the cunt and issuing threats.
Be a shame if someone informed them, not me though of course as I am not a rat.

One guy today told me he suffers from a history of mental illness which might account for his post, which I think is just a load of shit to try deflect from the fact he is obviously a cunt who thinks he can threaten people and try intimidate people for whatever reason got into his head.

Then people like that must have a lot of enemies, I mean it would not be my fault if some other people found him before he got around to finding me, not that I would ever advocate violence of course. It is just that people like him probably has enemies everywhere.
I always distance myself from such things.
I am sure finding him in Cork would not be a hard thing for some people if they were that way inclined...I of course would have nothing to do with things like that.

Friday, August 12, 2016

As seen many times when the BDO fuck up the responsibility of said blame lies with the head of that organisation so only fair that Barry Hearn takes the rap when the PDC fuck up.
Whilst a huge fan of Uncle Barry , and he does far more good for the game that anyone in the history of darts has he has to bite the bullet on the disastrous clusterfuck this next Grand slam of Darts looks set to be.
For those not aware, the qualifying criteria for entry to the event is basically all the winners of Major PDC event and runners up, which on paper seems a great idea, however this issue becomes a joke when guys like the hypoglycemic headshaking postman Barney has a place in the grand slam by virtue of being arunner up in the PDC World Cup team for Holland.
Bear in mind he was only in that team in the first place cos the baldy prick and  one of the main cunts in the PDC clique Michael van Gerwen dictated who he would and would not play with.
Klaasen who had earned the right to play in the Dutch team was forced out as MVG did not want to play with him, seems MVG dont like people who are sexual predators, and hence why he refuses to this day to shake hands with Klaasen, which to be fair is understandable if he was not such a fucking fat 2 faced hypocrite as he slobbers all over Taylor who has done far worse.
MVG should have stepped out of the Dutch team not Klaasen

If Barneys inclusion is not bad enough the PDC announced that EIGHT places are up for grabs in a PDC qualifier.
To understand the complete retardedness of this you have to look at who could miss out because of this ridiculous decision.
Already this year James Wade who actual won a Euro event in a full field faces the possibility of not qualifying for the Grand Slam.
Other actual PDC competition winners like Stephen Bunting, Benito van de Pas, Gerwyn Price, Josh Payne and even Ian White  could all miss out, Players that not only won competitions in a FULL field now face missing the Grand Slam in preference for 8 donkey cunts who not only will be playing in a depleted field since those already qualified have no need to enter the qualifier, but wont even have to win the comp in the depleted field but merely get a runners up spot or even a semi or last eight place.

How in the blue fuck can having 8 jobber pricks getting to the last 8 of a depleted field be of more benefit to the Grand Slam of Darts than actually taking competition winners like Wade, Bunting etc who have actually won competitions and did so in a full field.
Ian White and I am no fan of his, has won 3 PDC Floor championships surely that alone should put him well ahead of some cunt getting to a last 8.
And we all know when that qualifier comes, the usual floor donkeys like Jamie Cave-in, Darren the midget Webster, Pieman and a slew of other cunts who shit themselves when they see a TV camera will come through this qualifier.

The PDC want this Grand Slam to be a Major, then get the best players and the most deserving players in it for fucks sake especially this year as it is going to be a ranked event, which is insane when a lot of the top 32 are not gonna be in it due to a dubious selection process.
Even the BDO have a more reasonable selection process this year amazingly.
Speaking of which, does Scott Mitchell know that Wolverhampton is more than a 2 hours drive from Bournemouth, as well all know his feelings on this.

Also this week it has been announced that Channel 4 and BT Sports will share coverage of Bob Potters annual January Jobber Jamboree.
I suspect the BDO mushroom fans who for years spouted viewing figures as some sort of validation for BDO made up excellence will no doubt claim viewing figures are no longer important.
The same mushroom cunts who slated the PDC and Sky for the advert breaks in games and how the BDO would never do such things, well guess what ?, this next Lakeshite every game and session will be subject to advert breaks, not just the ones on BT, although do not hold your breath on hearing the mushrooms find fault with this.

In an odd move tonight I am gonna give a little praise to the same guy I have just awarded Knob of the Week too, as Uncle Barry, the man the bdo cunts love to hate, mostly out of bitterness and envy is doing something Olly Croft refused to do, and that is give those begging players in the BDO a payday.
Uncle Barry could have adopted the Croft attitude of saying "we don't owe the players a living" but instead has offered people like that cunt Martin Adams the chance to make more money than they make in any BDO comp outside of Lakeshite.
Yes that same Adams who swore he would never take the PDC coin, and wanted nothing to do with anything Barry Hearn was involved in, nice to see this side of Spineless Adams again, reminds me of the time he also showed his true colors when he stabbed Olly Croft in the back for his job, the man he claimed was his friend, and then did worse at the job than Croft did.
Maybe he needs the money, maybe his wife who left him is putting the squeeze on him as lawyers dont come cheap, and you have to be careful who you trust in the BDO, do not want them taking lump sums of you like say ten grand and then going into hiding.