Friday, July 3, 2015


Seriously Kong fuck off back to the BDO.
You are simply not ever gonna be gopod enough to be even a PDC jobber.
Fuck off back to the rest of the pub players and the shitty lakeshite comp.

Tonight he lost FIRST ROUND in the Euro Qualifier #7  he lost to Connie Finnan
In tonights Euro Event #8 he could not even make it out of the Preliminary round losing 6-2

Total earned   - ZERO
That will go some way towards his DRA fine that was made public earlier this week.

Friday, June 26, 2015


It appears the poisonous dwarf and mainstay in the PDC JobSquad has again changed his mind and not left the PDC.
He is included in the list of entries for the upcoming players events, which begs the question why.
He knows, like the rest of the world knows he is simply not good enough for the PDC.
Maybe he is afraid he will miss out on traveling to events with fellow scumbag cunt members of the job squad who are as equally inept as he is.

The bonus about the PDC is that you can earn more money in the PDC by winning just a couple of games, but therein lies the problem, Douglas is lucky to win a single game on the floor, let alone a couple anywhere near a tv.

The other option is to return to the BDO and join Hankey, Fordham, Wallace and the other cunts who could not cut it in the PDC, and play the shit holes of Europe in their quest for Lakeshite points as members of the "travel club"

At what point does a jobber realize he simply is shit, do they ever grasp it ?
When does a deluded idiotic grasp they simply are not good enough and would be better off fucking off and let the better players get on with their thing without them vlogging up events.

Friday, June 19, 2015

After the PDC World Cup there was no shortage of Knobs, but the clear runaway winner this week is the Spineless cunt.
Here is someone who not only cheated on his wife, swore at a kid, stabbed his so called friend and pensioner Olly Croft in the back for his job, but was even worse at it than Olly ever was.
A bitter, vile horrible cunt and proven liar.

He showed his true bitterness when he said why he would never join the PDC or take part in their comps ever again.
1. He refuses to sign a contract......A lie as he signed one every time he reached a semi final at Lakeshite, however worthless said contract might be..
2. Claimed playing for England was his first love....again a lie as evident by the way he treated the EDO and Tommy Thompson
3. His dislike of Barry Hearn and how he wanted nothing to do with him or his competitions.

Now the "hero" to the gimps and mushrooms of the BDO  has yet again shown his true colors and abandoned and tossed aside all his principles for money, and Barry Hearns money at that, the same man he claimed he wanted nothing to do with.
Had the bearded cunt stuck to his principles he might have had gained a small modicum of respect, but not only did he sell out, but did so because he was told to by olf yellow teeth herself.So much for the so called independent man of principle, proving he is nothing but a puppet as well.

His moronic fans are quick to herald his inclusion in the GSoD, the same morons who also heralded him when he was also ddeclining the invites in the past.The morons showed their hypocrisy yet again.

Across the forums his fans delusion and retarded comments have already begun, a couple think he can win it, how fucking deluded is that.
One scottish inbred junkie and hibs supporter claimed if Spineless was more than 20/1 he "would eat his own shit", only apy since so much shit comes out his mouth anyway.
William Hill have him priced @ 66/1

I genuinely cannot wait til he bombs , and the crowd goes to town on the vile sack of shit, but fear not I am sure his fans are already working on the excuses as we speak.

Nothing will ever change the man is a cheater, proven liar and someone who sold out his made up priciples for the coin of a man he claimed he wanted nothing to do with.
This Spineless cunt should get an Honorary Lifetime Knob Award.

Friday, June 12, 2015


BDO Mushroom Gimp fans were wanking themselves blind when the Spineless sack of shit hit a 9 darter on a toy blade 4 bull with its inflated segments that can be seen from outer space as they are so big is some piss soaked caravan park.
Coke dealing and rioting and theft was put on hold to celebrate, but alas the brief glimmer of joy that his pathetic sad fans enjoyed was soon extinguished when the bearded sack of shit went out to a kid , who is a youth jobber in the PDC.

The spineless fans suddenly went quiet and disappeared out the gap as fast as Sharon Adams disappeared out the gap with a cameraman and left the chicken shit horrible vile cunt to dwell on his pathetic life in his squat..

The joyless vacuum has even gimp mushroom fans of the bdo starting to despise him, and not surprising.
He might win a few more Mickey Mouse Lakeshites against pub players but history will remember him as a spineless coward, liar, cheater, back stabber and a bitter old man who will die alone and miserable.


Friday, June 5, 2015



This week the award goes to Richie Corner.
Here is a guy who must be a handy enough player, won a challenge tour event in the past, and last Saturday made a semi final in event #5, and made the final later in the day in event #6 winning  £1500 in total on the Saturday.
By Saturday night after 6 events played he stood top of the Challenge tour OoM with $3,850.
What does he do on Sunday ? he fucks off to play county darts...seriously does anyone even rate that shit these days.
All well and good for Lakeshite Jobber Chump Johnboy Walton, as he was doing fuckall in the PDC and no doubt went on a shopping spree with his 100 quid winnings.

This is not 1984, well it does seem that way in the BDO, but County Darts is absolute shit.
Last Sunday there was county games where there was 94 , 88 and 70 dart legs, players winning with 31 averages.



This shit does more damage to the game, and now they are streaming this shit.It beggars belief.
That county shit was outdated back in the last century, never mind this century.

Also a mention for Rod Harrington and some of his retarded comments on the darts tonight, he started his usual bullshit again with a statement claiming  players who were well behind in a leg will be hoping they dont get a 180 in case they waste them.
What a fucktard, its not like they are given an allowance  of maximums or quota that they must use up by a certain date, you would think a guy who played the game quite well, does so much behind the scenes would know better than come out with this bullshit.

Good to see the Black Hole of Entertainment Wes Newton go out tonight as well, hopefully that Thundercunt Huybrechts joins him tomorrow..
A good night for the European players tonight  unless you were Belgian, but fuck Belgium all they seem to produce is chocolate and kiddy fiddlers..

Norris the only member of the JOB Squad to make it in to the event tonight went out first round.
Here is a lifelong journeyman who had one good Lakeshite against other jobbers and journeymen and got a swelled head...ok an even bigger swelled head and actually thought he was a top player and could make it as a top player in the PDC.

Roll on another weekend of PDC Darts

Friday, May 29, 2015


Totally deserving for his performance tonight against Taylor, it was like the ando of old bending over to be fucked in the ass by Taylor.
The only difference being instead of grinning like a spaz, he has now adopted an attitude of that like a diva.
Sulking moaning and more headshaking than Barney, and whilst I am glad to see him get angry at losing, he seems to be blaming others or incidents for his darts.

Always a very popular player, and no one was more happy than I to see him win the World title, he has since turned into a moaning git and there are many across forums and social media  who feel the same.

Wade should have beat him yesterday, and  to see Ando lose to Taylor whilst having a strop was irritating.
At least it was just another glorified exbo, and hopefully he can kick this primmadonna bullshit and get back on form for the Matchplay