Friday, July 22, 2016

Gerwyn Price gets it this week for proving what a gobby useless Welsh prick he is.
Acts the spastic on twitter and when it came time for him to back up his mouth he shat himself, against a Lewis who was piss poor, its not like he lost to a guy throwing brilliantly.

The post match interview by Adrian Lewis was brilliant, and his comment how you cannot practice crapping yourself was brilliant.I laughed so much I lost weight.
Price is a typical rugby type prick, the sort of scumbag cunt who gives it the big mouth and fancies himself as something special, and lives in his own imaginary world. I hope Adrian Lewis batters him every single time they meet from now on and makes Price his bitch.

A special mention for the telescope inspector Jamie Caven.
I would dearly love if we never saw that cyclops cunt on tv ever again. A glorified floor jobber, a one eyed Darren Webster who averaged in the 70s.
One certain forum that is dying on its arse had its mods out in force to defend the choking cunt, and would not allow some home truths be posted as he was a friend of the site, and fear his wife with a bigger penis than him would be on complaining.
The excuses flowed how he was great on the floor, was a sound guy, he was playing the best player in the world etc etc etc, he not only lost, had a shit average but smiled and giggled with a glint in his only eye as the World watched the crippled diabetic cunt get ass fucked by a green hunchback live in high definition.

Been announced this week that pro tours will now be streamed in the PDC, great news as the likes of Caven, Webster, Pieman and the rest of the Clogger Coalition can now shit themselves on the floor as well when the spot the cameras and hopefully they become as relevant as those jobbing cunts in the BDO.

On the subject of the BDO, no news to report in a time when they need to be announcing things.
Lets hope it stays that way and their Masters and Lakeshite do not get tv air time and do more damage to the game.
Plus it will piss of a load of people which in itself is also as good a reason as any.

Friday, July 15, 2016

This week it goes to Melted Plastic Bag Face.
I know you are all thinking why ? He has done nothing this week....and there in lies the problem.
This bells palsy looking scut, who is suppose to be a top player and the #1 player in the BDO , he will be spending his weekend washing his cheap clothes and packing bags for his next trip to some godforsaken piss soaked dump in his quest for bdo ranking points in his special bus.

Meanwhile guys with a set of balls, a backbone, and wait for it....ambition and desire will be getting ready to play in a proper Darts Major this week in the PDC Matchplay.
Does anyone think players like Alan Norris is tonight wishing he was in some dump and still in the BDO or is he looking forward to a comp with a 6 figure first prize live in HD on Sky sports being beamed around the world to millions.
A first round loser getting 6k , 10k for a second round loser.
To put that in comparison, Melted Plastic Bag Face best ever performance at Bob Potters Emporium of Piss  - a semi final in 2015 earned him 15k, Norris on the other hand can eclipse that with just 2 wins in this comp.
And Alan Norris is not just alone, look at the other switchers in recent times Benito van de Pas has earned almost 200k since his switch, Bunting earned thousands more than that.

Meanwhile back in that shitstain on a map that is Middlesboro Fire Damage features is still contemplating his stupidity in buying into those deluxe contracts, the bullshit of the BDO and the "new era".
How much did he earn at Billingsgate ?...on wait that was cancelled, and the fans were gutted, not cos they actually cared about the darts, but the thought of those 20p pints of lager not happening must have been a blow to the BDO fans who attend events as a piss up.

I am sure the BDO #1 will take to bdo fanatics on facebook and claim he does not care what people think, say he never reads here, despite him once telling me he reads here every week, and state he is so happy where he is and how his career is going, who knows he might even convince himself eventually.
I am sure Warty and anorexic Egerton and his rag tag band of simpletons, cunts, and cripples will stroke his ego and tell him he is right to stay in the BDO, as there will be an announcement soon, big things are happening, use the usual keywords like "loyalty" and how its a "new era" and we all know he will buy it.

In other news the upcoming shownights event is struggling with entries, no surprise really, bdo darts is dead, even former loyal fans are deserting in droves, and those stupid enough to persist and stay are even threatened.
One simple loyal BDO mushroom spoke out how he was phoned and threatened for posting negative comments about the BDO on his twitter account, then this guy was also threatened by Wayne Williams at Lakeshite and keeps coming back so maybe deserves the abuse if he is stupid enough to take it in the first place.

Friday, July 8, 2016

Boy was I wrong when I thought the BDO could do no worse than Olly Croft. I genuinely believed nobody , not even the BDO could come up with someone worse, and sure enough they did with that 2 faced bearded hypocritical cunt spineless, the man who came begging to Barry Hearn for a place in the Grand Slam of Darts and going back on his useless word  for years.
The man who took over from Olly after he stabbed him in the back was even worse.But no one can or will surely ever come close to this dozy cow and her retarded cunt of a husband.

Yet again the date for the Masters has been changed, say whatever you will about Olly Croft but at least with him in charge things were set in stone and sorted, regardless of the lack of quality on show, these clowns haven't got a clue.
They will eventually end up alienating everyone, already people who have already booked flights etc are fucked.
Was going to say it will not be long before no one attends BDO events but we have already reached that point.The recent BDO Gold Brass Cup a case in point, the dump was deserted.

The funniest part was the retarded comments by an EDO official who blamed the lack of any crowd on the fact that the bar sold out of certain drinks, which basically confirmed the BDO fans only care about the "piss up" and not actual darts.
No surprise really as Lakeshite is just a yearly piss up for the old men of county darts, useless cunts who get together and spend their time chatting about me and my site.

Bob Potters piss soaked hall will no doubt be the hope of the BDO.
How long can the old fucker keep bailing out these cunts ?
When Bob snuffs it, I cannot see his wife hanging around tolerating the pissed up scum, the BDO will be up shit creek, that should be fun when it happens.

On the topic of people claiming to never read this site, or caring what is wrote on here, sure seems odd why so many players and fans would take to bdo fanatics to complain about this site they seemingly do not read.
Not only do I have the criminal classes, the midgets dwarves and pygmies, coke users, the clinically obese, the unemployed, the fat munters, and the pensioners all acting like keyboard warriors, I now have the officially crippled cunts moaning about me.
I did have to laugh at the irony of a cripple and a scottish midget making threats on the internet while complaining about keyboard warriors, all the while claiming I never get to them.
All I am short are the blacks and transgender groups to moan about me and I have the full set.
Who knows maybe a few remarks about the player once described as the 6 foot mars bar might help in that department.

Friday, July 1, 2016

The award this week goes to this poisonous little hypocrite cunt Warty.
Here is a prick that moans non stop about Loyalty and his love for playing that joke that is BDO/WDF international darts.
Where was his loyalty last weekend when the Scottish team refused to play in one of the comps ?
Where was his love for playing for his country ?
BDO Fanatics seemed very quiet on that issue amazingly.

On the issue of the pathetic world Cup it seems the awful stream was blamed on hotel guests using the wifi they were entitled to use, maybe ross was on the net instead of playing comps checking out what players he could moan about were entering the BDO Gold Cup

Wonder how many of these jobbing cunts will make their way to Turkey, after all fuckall happens in Sligo, the last great thing there was the killing of Lord Mountbatten and that was 37 years ago, around the time Spineless first tried qualifying for the World Championships.

Also special mentions for the former Elite players of the so called great Lakeshite stage like the human calculator and leader of the JOB Squad Dean Winstanley, a former Lakeshite finalist, who not only failed to qualify for the next 2 euro events, in a depleted field, he could not even win a single pre lim match in 2 attempts.
Former semi finalist Pecker woods also lost both his prelim matches,
Former Lakeshite winners Webster and Beaton could not quality either, losing to giants of the game in Michael Barnard, Billy Holmes, Ritchie Edhouse and Joe Murnan.
And there are people who think that Phil Taylor is the only difference between the codes.

I also read a comment this week how some would love to see the game unified, my hope is it never happens, fuck the BDO , who in their right minds wants munter darts in the PDC, the BDO men are atrocious enough without taking the munters, youth, and the disabled under their wing, the PDC do not owe them a living, am sure the BDO fans can understand that philosophy seeing as they never had a problem with it before.

Read a comment on the Darts forum this week how the BDO players in Turkey will be safe from any terrorist attack, seeing as ISIS only bomb places where they know crowds of people will be, so that rules out the BDO events.