Friday, August 26, 2016


Seems like every week some low life scumbag cunt on social media pops up to give his opinion on me which invariably constitutes some variation of the usual "give him a slap" nonsense, and this week is no different.

Yes, this council house inbred low IQ  mentality that seems so prevalent when you do not like something. you read on a website.
I have been accused of threatening people, yet not once have I ever issued a threat to anyone on here or on any forum, and the only time any violence was ever mentioned is when I say what I would do in self defense if I was confronted by scum, but enough of the truth as we all know that will not suit the agenda of the scum, and of course the irony of all this is, the people who claim to be upset by these imaginary threats of violence I supposedly post, respond by ....wait for it...issuing threats of violence.This is the level of ignorance I have to deal with.
Then as said earlier seemingly  " A slap" solves everything, you do not like the parking ticket you got ? Slap the warden, Police stop you for speeding ? slap them too. Did your boss get cranky with you ? Slap him, Its the answer to everything if you go by the rationale of the mutants that infest darts.

Of course this mindset is hardly new, being going on almost 4 years since Knob of the Week started, and will continue no doubt as this site continues, which may I add has been getting massive views recently so thanks to all the scum who told everybody not to read this site, you just made all those who previously may not have known about this site even more popular.

I was told I only do what I do for a reaction....wonder if it is working?

 This weeks Knob of the Week goes to the Middlesboro Mutant, Melted Plastic Bag Face himself Glen Durrant. As the BDO #1 and possibly the most prominent of the scum on social media advocating violence and encouraging others, you would think he would have some sort of class to keep his deformed mouth shut. It does not take a genius to work out as #1 of the BDO you have more responsibility upon yourself and even though he obviously lacks good breeding and class, he could at least try pretend he has it, the way he goes on you think I was the guy who ripped him off for ten grand. To be fair I dont think Durrant is the worst of them, but he is certainly among the most stupid of them. Then the BDO board are hardly gonna complain when they are complete scum themselves.

Seems old Bells Palsy face wants to go begging at the Grand Slam this year to recuperate some money , and I think any BDO refugee who comes cap in hand for the PDC coin should be subject to the same rules governing the PDC players on social media guidelines.
Uncle Barry should be disassociating his PDC from scum like this , afterall the PDC do not owe them a living.
Could you imagine if the PDC #1 ranked player took to social media and forums abusing people,egging on people to commit acts of violence I am sure the same offended scum and bdo affiliated filth would be quick to jump all over it, but somehow have no issue when BDO players and fans do it.
Amazingly not a single member of the PDC board has ever threatened to come to my home either, just the BDO board members only.
The PDC Chairman never chased me on forums name calling either unlike the BDO Chairperson.
Anyone sensing a pattern here ?
Wonder how long before some more retarded cunts decide I should get a slap for this, cos we all know giving me a slap will change the truth and facts.


Friday, August 19, 2016

Chris Mason the latest inductee to the " I will call to your house" brigade.
Seeming this spastic now wants to meet me and posted on facebook
give me that pricks address of that bullshit darts forum, Im down your way next month gonna see if hes such a big man in person.
He was on the youtube channel recently on tungsten Tales in a running vest telling Paul Star how he wants to get fit, he must be getting into shape to knock me out...not sure what upset him, but the guy is not the sharpest tool in the box...although he is a tool.

Here is an ex con, mouthing off on social media with veiled threats. Why  ? who knows, who cares.
Can see it now some scumbag mentally retarded ex con who after issuing threats about calling to my house actually calls, what does think will happen ?
Here is a guy that was in court for harassing his ex wife, and had 3 previous convictions for assault,and one for benefit fraud,  as well as a prison sentence when he and 2 of his brave buddies armed with a hammer beat up one person in their own home.

If he is stupid enough to make the mistake and call on me I assure you he will regret it, he will find out the hard way.


Wouldn't it be awful if ITV were to find out the scumbag cunt they employed was up to his old tricks again, I am sure ITV will love the publicity of their employee acting the cunt and issuing threats.
Be a shame if someone informed them, not me though of course as I am not a rat.

One guy today told me he suffers from a history of mental illness which might account for his post, which I think is just a load of shit to try deflect from the fact he is obviously a cunt who thinks he can threaten people and try intimidate people for whatever reason got into his head.

Then people like that must have a lot of enemies, I mean it would not be my fault if some other people found him before he got around to finding me, not that I would ever advocate violence of course. It is just that people like him probably has enemies everywhere.
I always distance myself from such things.
I am sure finding him in Cork would not be a hard thing for some people if they were that way inclined...I of course would have nothing to do with things like that.



Friday, August 12, 2016


As seen many times when the BDO fuck up the responsibility of said blame lies with the head of that organisation so only fair that Barry Hearn takes the rap when the PDC fuck up.
Whilst a huge fan of Uncle Barry , and he does far more good for the game that anyone in the history of darts has he has to bite the bullet on the disastrous clusterfuck this next Grand slam of Darts looks set to be.
For those not aware, the qualifying criteria for entry to the event is basically all the winners of Major PDC event and runners up, which on paper seems a great idea, however this issue becomes a joke when guys like the hypoglycemic headshaking postman Barney has a place in the grand slam by virtue of being arunner up in the PDC World Cup team for Holland.
Bear in mind he was only in that team in the first place cos the baldy prick and  one of the main cunts in the PDC clique Michael van Gerwen dictated who he would and would not play with.
Klaasen who had earned the right to play in the Dutch team was forced out as MVG did not want to play with him, seems MVG dont like people who are sexual predators, and hence why he refuses to this day to shake hands with Klaasen, which to be fair is understandable if he was not such a fucking fat 2 faced hypocrite as he slobbers all over Taylor who has done far worse.
MVG should have stepped out of the Dutch team not Klaasen

If Barneys inclusion is not bad enough the PDC announced that EIGHT places are up for grabs in a PDC qualifier.
To understand the complete retardedness of this you have to look at who could miss out because of this ridiculous decision.
Already this year James Wade who actual won a Euro event in a full field faces the possibility of not qualifying for the Grand Slam.
Other actual PDC competition winners like Stephen Bunting, Benito van de Pas, Gerwyn Price, Josh Payne and even Ian White  could all miss out, Players that not only won competitions in a FULL field now face missing the Grand Slam in preference for 8 donkey cunts who not only will be playing in a depleted field since those already qualified have no need to enter the qualifier, but wont even have to win the comp in the depleted field but merely get a runners up spot or even a semi or last eight place.

How in the blue fuck can having 8 jobber pricks getting to the last 8 of a depleted field be of more benefit to the Grand Slam of Darts than actually taking competition winners like Wade, Bunting etc who have actually won competitions and did so in a full field.
Ian White and I am no fan of his, has won 3 PDC Floor championships surely that alone should put him well ahead of some cunt getting to a last 8.
And we all know when that qualifier comes, the usual floor donkeys like Jamie Cave-in, Darren the midget Webster, Pieman and a slew of other cunts who shit themselves when they see a TV camera will come through this qualifier.

The PDC want this Grand Slam to be a Major, then get the best players and the most deserving players in it for fucks sake especially this year as it is going to be a ranked event, which is insane when a lot of the top 32 are not gonna be in it due to a dubious selection process.
Even the BDO have a more reasonable selection process this year amazingly.
Speaking of which, does Scott Mitchell know that Wolverhampton is more than a 2 hours drive from Bournemouth, as well all know his feelings on this.

Also this week it has been announced that Channel 4 and BT Sports will share coverage of Bob Potters annual January Jobber Jamboree.
I suspect the BDO mushroom fans who for years spouted viewing figures as some sort of validation for BDO made up excellence will no doubt claim viewing figures are no longer important.
The same mushroom cunts who slated the PDC and Sky for the advert breaks in games and how the BDO would never do such things, well guess what ?, this next Lakeshite every game and session will be subject to advert breaks, not just the ones on BT, although do not hold your breath on hearing the mushrooms find fault with this.

In an odd move tonight I am gonna give a little praise to the same guy I have just awarded Knob of the Week too, as Uncle Barry, the man the bdo cunts love to hate, mostly out of bitterness and envy is doing something Olly Croft refused to do, and that is give those begging players in the BDO a payday.
Uncle Barry could have adopted the Croft attitude of saying "we don't owe the players a living" but instead has offered people like that cunt Martin Adams the chance to make more money than they make in any BDO comp outside of Lakeshite.
Yes that same Adams who swore he would never take the PDC coin, and wanted nothing to do with anything Barry Hearn was involved in, nice to see this side of Spineless Adams again, reminds me of the time he also showed his true colors when he stabbed Olly Croft in the back for his job, the man he claimed was his friend, and then did worse at the job than Croft did.
Maybe he needs the money, maybe his wife who left him is putting the squeeze on him as lawyers dont come cheap, and you have to be careful who you trust in the BDO, do not want them taking lump sums of you like say ten grand and then going into hiding.

Friday, August 5, 2016


This weeks award goes to the Telescope inspector, the proud owner of the abysmal record of losing 18 legs on the trot to MVG.
The one eyed Darren Webster got so offended he took to a darts forum to challenge me to a game of darts as if him beating me in a game would somehow negate the fact that he is a baldy choking cunt.
I am shit at darts, but reckon if there was a game between us and there was a TV camera, chances are he would lose that too.

Not content with showing himself up he decided to keep digging, next came his "I got more money than you" claim, where he boasts of earning half a million, which if we base on a decade of playing darts, minus sponsors share, hotels, food, drink, and polish for his shiny head, he is roughly making 500 quid a week,  Rupert Murdoch must be shitting himself.
I went to work this morning and earned a full days pay, Caven today entered 2 comps and earned a grand total of Zero...thats right nothing, fuckall, zilch,
He failed to qualify for 2 euro tours.
He lost to household names and superstars of the game in Scott Dale and Andy Boulton.
He also cried on the forum that because of people like me he does not post, insecure prick thinks forums should only be there to tell them how great they are, and the mods on that forum already do that, they nearly wet themselves at the thought of the cyclops fuckers posting on the forum, shame I drove him away with things like the truth.

Also a mention for Steve West, that choking sack of shit with as much class as a manchester united snow shovel, and a trophy cabinet as bare as Karen Carpenters dinner plate.
He chokes on stage and instead of questioning his own talent or lack of, his bottle, which he clearly has none, he decides to blame the fans....yeah Steve, its all their fault.
Wonder how many Germans were in Barnsley today as you choked against Ronnie Baxter ?

Seen a lovely discussion today from BDO fanatics posted on here
The usual cunts like Bo Selecta's scumbag cunt of a husband giving it the big man routine, and their little bastard offspring also acting the hardman, a kid so skinny he has to run around in the shower to get wet, and the army would not take him cos the boots would cut the balls of him., so he joins the guy that has the misfortune of sleeping with his mother in abusing and insulting a clubfooted down syndrome from Birmingham or anyone who dares criticize the BDO.

One particular sponge for bullshit on there called Adam McQueen made a comment aimed a guy who actually attends BDO events, he wrote

I don't even no the troll but I'd love to punch him in the face.....
I bet your sat behind the computer everyone night bored of masturbating and thinking oh who can I possibly abuse next

When others replied  that he was issuing threats behind his computer the thick prick claimed he was not, cos he was on the phone....go work that one out.
He quickly tried to reverse and claimed he was not making threats but saying he would "like to do it" but would not.
Shame no one said they would like to rape his sister and murder her or something awful and evil  and if he complained tell him its not a threat just that you only think it and you would not do it, what odds he would get the hump.
Another member called Mike Dickson posted a comment I totally agreed with, he wrote

Fuck of Selecta you scumbag prick
Just to point out , contrary what was said on forums I am not Mike Dickson, and as bad as some of my spelling is, both deliberate and accidental I know the off in fuck off has 2 f's.

It never ceases to amaze me the number of uneducated council house bdo scum who think threatening to slap someone will sort everything out. All acting like martial artists and streetfighters, never once thinking they could threaten the wrong person and get their skull caved in.

And lastly, this weekend sees the AGM in the BDO.
The Winmau Masters still has no venue, Popcorn teeth Sue the Gash Williams and others have implied its gonna be on TV, which is bullshit of course as no tv company would commit to anything without knowing the venue.
Another ploy to fool people , especially the counties this weekend, as that's only as far as they are looking, and we all know damn well the counties will lap this shit up as usual.
Should make for an interesting upcoming week.


Friday, July 29, 2016



A deserving winner for his mental breakdown on stage against MVG in the World Matchplay final.
Even his speech afterwards reminded me of the time Barney ended his career as a top player with his speech in Las Vegas.
 His on stage antics did however have me laughing and enjoyed him mocking Michael van Chemo's  celebrations, but the hunchbacked dutch prick was just doing his own thing and pressing on for the win.
Was good to see the prostitute visiting , lard arsed, thalidomide armed cretin eventually learning to keep his fat lipped mouth closed lately, and stop catching flies for a change.


Also this week a mention for that useless dutch cunt Christian Kist, another in a long line of useless ex lakeshite donkeys. This goldfish mouth, hobbling useless sack of shit was abysmal yet again today.
When the telescope inspector is beating you convincingly in front of a camera you realize just how shit he is.
Another week and another calamity on the other side of the divide.
Some BDO fans are now complaining over the Winmau Masters not having a venue or date sorted, but as that poisonous little cunt Warty keeps telling them "December is a long way off"

In the end it will not matter as those moaning won't do shit about it, and the BDO board will continue to treat them like shit, and part of me thinks they deserve it for taking it year in year out and buying the bullshit constantly.
The BDO should also be sorting out their entries for the Grand Slam of Darts soon.
Wonder if spineless Adams will again sell out his principles this year to come begging for the PDC coin.
Personally I hope the PDC do a U turn and tell the BDO scum to Fuck Off, afterall they don't owe the  BDO players a living
On the subject of scum, I do hope the Turkish Open being run by Bo Selecta and that unfortunate bastard that has to share a bed with her,  get a huge crowd in Turkey and attract all the attention they can, and then its streamed, it might make for good viewing for other reasons.

Today I read on a darts forum that some online Darts magazine  had an article suggesting MVG is the best player to ever pick up a dart...if of course you "put titles aside".
How in the blue fuck you can consider someone the best ever without factoring in the titles won is beyond me, then this on line magazine is another in a long line of  magazines and websites who are run by kiss arse morons who never question anything done by the PDC or BDO, its total middle of the road bullshit where every spotty little prick writing such sycophant articles all consider themselves journalists, where 99% of everything they know on darts is acquired on google, and then they wonder why hardly anybody reads their shit.

And lastly, a mention for Fatpot Adrian Lewis, who now true either laziness, bad management or both is now unable to qualify for the European championships as he is not entered in the following 2 euro tour events.
Still I am sure he will be quite content playing an exbo with some other cunt who lacks ambition or motivation in some shithole in the north of England under the expert management of that useless cunt Deller.
Sad to see a player with such natural ability waste it like he does.
Headshaker Barney is another cretin who through mental illness and laziness might also miss the European Championship, then that hypoglycemic sweaty bastard could miss every event and would still get a spot in the PDC Premier League as he is part of their little clique.

By the time the World champs is over so many of the "clique players" like Taylor, Barney and Fatpot will be outside the automatic 4 places that almost all the wildcards will be wasted on them.



Friday, July 22, 2016


Gerwyn Price gets it this week for proving what a gobby useless Welsh prick he is.
Acts the spastic on twitter and when it came time for him to back up his mouth he shat himself, against a Lewis who was piss poor, its not like he lost to a guy throwing brilliantly.

The post match interview by Adrian Lewis was brilliant, and his comment how you cannot practice crapping yourself was brilliant.I laughed so much I lost weight.
Price is a typical rugby type prick, the sort of scumbag cunt who gives it the big mouth and fancies himself as something special, and lives in his own imaginary world. I hope Adrian Lewis batters him every single time they meet from now on and makes Price his bitch.

A special mention for the telescope inspector Jamie Caven.
I would dearly love if we never saw that cyclops cunt on tv ever again. A glorified floor jobber, a one eyed Darren Webster who averaged in the 70s.
One certain forum that is dying on its arse had its mods out in force to defend the choking cunt, and would not allow some home truths be posted as he was a friend of the site, and fear his wife with a bigger penis than him would be on complaining.
The excuses flowed how he was great on the floor, was a sound guy, he was playing the best player in the world etc etc etc, he not only lost, had a shit average but smiled and giggled with a glint in his only eye as the World watched the crippled diabetic cunt get ass fucked by a green hunchback live in high definition.

Been announced this week that pro tours will now be streamed in the PDC, great news as the likes of Caven, Webster, Pieman and the rest of the Clogger Coalition can now shit themselves on the floor as well when the spot the cameras and hopefully they become as relevant as those jobbing cunts in the BDO.

On the subject of the BDO, no news to report in a time when they need to be announcing things.
Lets hope it stays that way and their Masters and Lakeshite do not get tv air time and do more damage to the game.
Plus it will piss of a load of people which in itself is also as good a reason as any.